Remove the chicken sandwich from the packaging. Wrap the bun in a paper towel and cook it in the microwave for 20 seconds. Move to a toaster and toast the bun until crunchy.
Move to a food processor and pulse until the bread is pulverized into large crumbs. Avoid over pulsing. These should be like tiny croutons.
Place the chicken breast on a small microwave-safe plate, and cook for 60 seconds. Set aside.
Meanwhile, shred kale until you have 4 cups worth and place it in a large bowl.
Add bread crumbs, onion, and peppers to the bowl of kale.
In a small bowl, whisk dressing, lemon juice, balsamic vinegar, and seasonings. Add to the bowl of salad. Stir to combine.
Move salad to a serving bowl. Slice chicken breast and lay atop the bed of vegetables. Serve and enjoy!